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THE DINER AND THE WAITER    Diner: “Ask the chef if he has pig’s feet!”    Waiter: “Huh? Not me! I need this job!”

New Day Humor from FaithAndFriendsRadio.Com

THE CUSTOMER AND THE MANAGER   Customer: “Who is that young clerk chasing flies around the store?”    Manager: “Well….he’s our best ‘shoo!’ salesman!”

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The Lamb says, "Baaaaaad!"       MRS. LOAF AND MR. ROLL     Loaf: “Two slices of bread are getting married!”    Roll: “Oooooh….let’s toast the happy couple!” 
 

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Melody: “Eskimos usually eat whale meat and blubber!”    Bill: “Huh! I blubber too! My dad ate whale meat!”    (At least, it’s sugar free!)☺

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Bill: “Hey, I’m having a little trouble with my car; there’s water in the carburetor! ”    Melody: “I never heard of such a thing!  Where is the car now?”    Bill: “In the lake!”

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Bill: “Ouch! A bee stung me on the finger!”    Melody: “Oo! Which one?”    Bill: “How can I tell? All bees look alike!”

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Melody: “You know, someday I’d like to ride on a submarine!”    Bill: “Not me! I would not set foot on any ship that sinks on purpose!”

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Melody: “Children, why are you still standing on the corner? Were you not told to take the 14th Street bus?”    Bill: “Sure, but so far only ten have gone by!”

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THE INDUSTRIAL DOCTOR AND THE EMPLOYEE     Doctor: “Mister, I know what’s ailing you: it’s plain laziness!”    Employee: “Great doc! Can you give me a long, fancy name so that I can tell the boss?” 

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THE IRS AGENT AND THE TAXPAYER   Schedule A—Itemized Deductions   Line 22  Other expenses—Investment, safe deposit box, job travel, etc.                List type and amount [...]

Michael Gardner

Male Dayton, Ohio

Constitutional Conservative. Attend Shepherd's Fold Church of God in Kettering, Ohio. Former food service employee at a senior living center (mostly doing salad prep). Now retired, and volunteer at a weekly church service in a nursing home. Love to ride the bicycle trails.  Like to write, sing, and occasionally play the violin.
Biking, Hiking, Classical and Sacred Music.
Single
Brian, Neal, Stuart, Bonnie and brother-in-law Joe
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Variety (still eat salads).
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March 30, 1943
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