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THE DINER AND THE WAITER    Diner: “Ask the chef if he has pig’s feet!”    Waiter: “Huh? Not me! I need this job!”

New Day Humor from FaithAndFriendsRadio.Com

THE CUSTOMER AND THE MANAGER   Customer: “Who is that young clerk chasing flies around the store?”    Manager: “Well….he’s our best ‘shoo!’ salesman!”

New Day Humor from FaithAndFriendsRadio.Com

The Lamb says, "Baaaaaad!"       MRS. LOAF AND MR. ROLL     Loaf: “Two slices of bread are getting married!”    Roll: “Oooooh….let’s toast the happy couple!” 
 

New Day Humor from FaithAndFriendsRadio.Com

Melody: “Eskimos usually eat whale meat and blubber!”    Bill: “Huh! I blubber too! My dad ate whale meat!”    (At least, it’s sugar free!)☺

New Day Humor from FaithAndFriendsRadio.Com

Bill: “Hey, I’m having a little trouble with my car; there’s water in the carburetor! ”    Melody: “I never heard of such a thing!  Where is the car now?”    Bill: “In the lake!”

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Bill: “Ouch! A bee stung me on the finger!”    Melody: “Oo! Which one?”    Bill: “How can I tell? All bees look alike!”

New Day Humor from FaithAndFriendsRadio.Com

Melody: “You know, someday I’d like to ride on a submarine!”    Bill: “Not me! I would not set foot on any ship that sinks on purpose!”

New Day Humor from FaithAndFriendsRadio.Com

Melody: “Children, why are you still standing on the corner? Were you not told to take the 14th Street bus?”    Bill: “Sure, but so far only ten have gone by!”

New Day Humor from FaithAndFriendsRadio.Com

THE INDUSTRIAL DOCTOR AND THE EMPLOYEE     Doctor: “Mister, I know what’s ailing you: it’s plain laziness!”    Employee: “Great doc! Can you give me a long, fancy name so that I can tell the boss?” 

New Day Humor from FaithAndFriendsRadio.Com

THE IRS AGENT AND THE TAXPAYER   Schedule A—Itemized Deductions   Line 22  Other expenses—Investment, safe deposit box, job travel, etc.                List type and amount [...]

 
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